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barbieprivilege:

i’m laughing so much bc i jst got ice cream and this guy in a Fuck Off shirt asked the cashier if there was a bathroom, she said no, and he yelled FUCK and did double middle fingers…i’m not laughing that she had to deal with that jst like what a bozo

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thatssoyesterdayuk:

I just want all the vintage dresses 😭😭 from @beyondretro #latergram #fbloggers #lbloggers #bbloggers #vintage #beyondretro #london #60s #70s #print #colour #pastel #floral #pink #mint #chic #dressup #instafashion #want #need

Posted 1 day ago

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

dandelionadrift:

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

But that would be okay, because the celery in your mouth would be 90% water so you could just swallow that celery without chewing.

(Source: vvhaleshark)

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Charlie Day’s Merrimack College Commencement Address. [x]

(Source: mattyberninger)

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

Posted 1 day ago

notanothersonglyric:

dbvictoria:

Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter.

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this is so fucking important.

Posted 1 day ago

unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

(Source: ralphfilthy)

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clementattlee:

I find it hilarious that michael palin said yes to a python reunion ages ago just to be nice and avoid a confrontation and then eric idle was getting everything ready for it and michael was just like…………………. wait no