y’all think the whole world revolves around you
y’all think all women wake up every morning just DYING to find new ways to better please you
“how can i fix my hair
how can i dress
how can i walk
how can i talk
how can i write
how can i cover up every blemish on my body
TO BEST PLEASE STRAIGHT MEN?!
I NEED TO PLEASE ALL STRAIGHT MEN!
I OWE THEM BEAUTY!
THAT IS ALL I AM HERE TO DO!”
On tumblr: God of comedy. With a large following of loyal subjects, constantly showering you with compliments and requests for sex.
In real life: The only human interaction you get is when you ask “Do you want fries with that?”